Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Mrs. Welsh

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Women's rights

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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