slaughter the mussies #EDL

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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