What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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