- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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