Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Women's rights

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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