What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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