What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

A woman walks into a bar.

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Womans profesional lacrosse

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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