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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.