- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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