What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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