Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

Whats white and sticky fluff

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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