- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What is 9 + 10? 21

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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