who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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You smell like shit

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Anti Joke

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