- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

President Donald Trump

the WNBA

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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