- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Badgers are cool

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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