Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

oh no, i've lost my tractor

womens rights

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

A woman walks into a bar.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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