- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Knock Knock opens the door

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

You and your parents are going to die today

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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