what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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obama

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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The person below me is weird.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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hot diggity dog

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Anti Joke

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