Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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These Jokes suck.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Anti Joke

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