Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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yo mama is fat shes fat

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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