- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

ass in my face ? no

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

You're tall.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Wy did the chicken?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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