A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Davey Peterson.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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