How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Breast cancer.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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