Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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You smell like shit

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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