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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.