A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

why did the puppy poop? he had too

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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