- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What is white black and Chinese A panda

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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