if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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