Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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