- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

Womens rights

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

My children are huge mistakes.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Heartlight

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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