What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

mc hammers income.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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