- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Their, they're, there You're, your

women's rights.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

This sentence is false.

knock knock ... no one was in

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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