- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Chicken penis.

you know whats funny the letter Q

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Breast cancer.

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