Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Cancer.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Penis

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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