- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

PSN IS UP

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Compton

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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