- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Womens rights.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

Hitler

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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