So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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