- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

mc hammers income.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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