Dylan is gay

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Womens' Rights

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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