- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Dylan is gay

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Womens' Rights

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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