911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

The Game.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

what time is it? 3:16

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