Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

shammmm is a lesbian.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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