- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

This is a joke. Laugh!

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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