- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Badgers are cool

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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