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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Yes.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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