- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Michael Castillo is gay

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

I tell an anti joke!.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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