- Anti Joke

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)