What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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