Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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women's rights.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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