- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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