Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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