Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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