What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What causes floods? Too much water.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

I never asked for this.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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