John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

shammmm is a lesbian.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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