You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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2 Penises

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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