- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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