What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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