How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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