What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

guess what what that wasnt it

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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