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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What's clear and wet? water

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table