- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What's clear and wet? water

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Thumbs this down

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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