What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

womens rights.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

the WNBA

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

I ponder

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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