Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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The Game

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What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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