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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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