What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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