Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

falling didnt make the difference

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

matt f stupid because no one likes him

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

Your mom is so fat...

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Mormons having fun.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

justin bieber

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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