- Anti Joke

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

raisin boogers

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead