A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Cleveland winning something

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

I ponder

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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